12 Easy Steps

1. Admit that you have a problem
2. Find a reputable therapist
3. Buy some really cool sunglasses
4. Categorize the world population as "People I can manipulate psychologically" or "People I can intimidate physically" or "My enemies"
5. Manipulate
6. Intimidate
7. Your newest "friends" will increase your ability to manipulate and intimidate your former enemies
8. Repeat steps 4 through 7 until the world is at its knees
9. Declare yourself supreme dictator for life
10. That didn't even take 12 steps...

First entry

Just seeing how easy it is to later download the entire blog to my hard drive. Nothing to see here, folks; move along.